As you speak, Ed just focusses on what you look like naked… and he likes it.
‘What are we hear for?’ Ed asked questioningly.
Ed got the wrong end of the stick - ‘OOOH Strip Strip Strip! Stripper BOYS!’
Ed attempts his best impression of a Turtle pinching
Ed Milibong making a hash of a photo shoot in Southampton.
Ed showed his wife the correct method to check for testicular cancer.
Ed thought he had a missed call but it turned out it was him ringing to make sure the phone worked.
Samantha Cameron was busy shopping in Iceland so David invited Ed instead, but Ed was playing it cool.
They did small talk but deep down both Tony Blair and Ed knew they were sleeping together tonight.
Ed couldn’t control himself, he longed for Ken, he quietly hummed ‘Take My Breath Away’ as he moved in for the kiss.
Ed whispered: ‘Thats right, your looking direction at my penis’